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Facebook Demotivational Poster

IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.

TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)

INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.

TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.

SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!

TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is

GENESIS - Facebook version.

TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.

FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Sh8kes - September 29, 2012, 11:32 am
She's kinda hot... better ways to knock a bitch out though, than to hit her with a book


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L

DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them

REALY STUPID PEOPLE - you know they exist if signs like this do

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - August 9, 2012, 3:40 pm
TerrorAustralis - August 9, 2012, 6:01 am
if you dont try, you'll never know what you cant do.
FrznHt - April 29, 2012, 10:11 pm
Um... maybe I shouldn't mention that really is spelled wrong.


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!

ADDICTION - The biggest problem is that in the majority of cases, the addicts don't even know that it's already too late.

TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by whizz

DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
So, you just keep making posters about facebook. Might want to move on

FACEBOOK - You know it's bad when you've been poked more times on Facebook than you have in real life.

TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Alixian

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:38 am
I hate it when the people who poke me and complain to me in person that I haven't returned the poke. I reply, "I'm sorry, but Facebook doesn't have a 'bat-to-your-friend's-face' option.That's how you get rid of friends on Facebook :)


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.

SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.

TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by viba

Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.

FACEBOOK - Your doing it wrong

TAGS: facebook lol
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by monkeysky

the1stCOMMI3 - May 29, 2011, 6:09 pm
are "you're doing it worng" jokes still around? They seemed like a little internet fad


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS

COURAGE - do you have enough of it to stick your hand in the box and pull out a bottle

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - May 4, 2012, 3:17 pm
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 8:09 am
Good One.

FACEBOOK - If life is getting complicated, just escape from reality and visit it!

TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by whizz

MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook

IF I HATE YOU - You don't deserve to know why

TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5o true

FACEBOOK - when it's going too far

FACEBOOK - It Never Forgets !!

TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by MustyK

zoomer296 - January 7, 2013, 8:04 pm
Well said.


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still hot!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)

DOES GETTING DRUNK ON FACEBOOK - Count as drinking with friends ?

FACEBOOK UPDATE - He did take his time in his house...just too much

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - ...God Sent the Arsonist

TAGS: https www facebook com
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by motifakeguy

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:26 am
Or Boyd Crowder got pissed... :)
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 9:54 pm
The pixelated image filter must be broken...

FACEBOOK - "Hey! I just added my 2000th friend on Facebook!" "Where do you know him from?" "He's the friend of the friend of the friend of my cousin's friend!"

TAGS: facebook friends
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by whizz

GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:12 pm
Now we know how the herpes virus got in the neighborhood. 5L's for the "shop" skills

FACEBOOK - So addictive.

FACEBOOK - Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004


TAGS: face book facebook status update
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:56 pm

I did read it, sadly you will not be missed
the1stCOMMI3 - August 25, 2011, 6:10 pm
i'm sorry, how is it that your username even passed the registration?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
Hey, sorry about that.. but do you think you could read my name to yourself?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
Dood, I fucking swear you get all of your shit from the Android Market's Funny Jokes app. GTFO HOE.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:46 pm
Would've been better if you used Twitter, but still funny.
sidestep22 - August 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Wow! So wrong and impressive all at the same time.. 5Ls

MIXED MESSAGES - it's better just to go with what seems more legit

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Axis

maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:11 am
A Lot Of People Do this It's The Way We Are.


TAGS: facebook mommy billy shocking
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
LMAO! Beautiful.

ORANGE KITTY - is dreaming about taking your soul

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Axis


FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends

TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.


F A C E B O O K - A place where anyone can stick their nose in anyone's business.

TAGS: facebook my space twitter youtube
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

vader - August 13, 2010, 1:44 pm
the rating of the pic proves that there are way to much people at facebook. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:44 pm
5 true dats

HIPSTER BUNNY SAYS - Your Facebook posts are lame...

DEFINE AWKWARD - that moment when you find out your pokemon dose more than fighting

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - May 28, 2012, 9:47 pm
one of the reasons why you need to keep them in there pokeballs I guess lol :)


TAGS: iceberg fat fake facebook myspace google
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by turgid

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 6:53 pm
A 3 for all the potential beauty.

FACEBOOK - Making stupidity more accessible.

FACEBOOK - More important than a nuclear crisis.

TAGS: cod4 cod4 mw facebook nuclear crisis
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by unohoo09

MPsniper - March 31, 2011, 5:23 pm
would you...like to play... a game?


TAGS: motifake on facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 5:35 am
Led Jesus died for your Zeppelin
caveman - December 5, 2012, 3:14 am
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 12:32 am
Jeanie Jesus died for your Djinn's
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 12:21 pm
and a pick-pocket!
Sho - September 17, 2011, 7:59 pm
Dumpster Jesus died for your bins
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:54 am
Jesus died for your Fapins
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:51 pm
Minnesota Jesus died for your Twins.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 1:50 am
Halloween Jesus died for Pumpkins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:12 am
UConn jesus died for your wins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:11 am
Maryland jesus died for your terrapins
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 12:12 am
Indian jesus died for your moccasins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:00 am
British Jesus died for your gin. Acupucture jesus died for your pins. Comedy jesus died for your grins. 5L!
TheTrashHeap - December 21, 2010, 8:16 pm
Canadian Coffee Jesus died for your Tims.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:54 pm
Epic Sean comment!!!
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
Disco Jesus died for our sequins.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:32 am
crankyhead - December 18, 2010, 4:33 pm
LMAO @ Skuba-Jebus
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
...and moti-jebus died for your 5 Lins!
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
Alco-Jebus died for your Aspirins // Uncle Jebus died for your cousins // Guitar Jebus died for your dins // Mooo-Jebus died for your joins // Time-Jebus died for your mins // Arni-Jebus died for your proteins // Skuba-Jebus died for your urchins . . . .
Sho - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
LMAO instant 5L XD
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
Housewife Jesus died for your 5 Clothespins

SOME GUYS HAVE IT - the rest of us are just along for the ride

TAGS: oops facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm
Airman only has MS Paint.. no other editing tools here at work
AudioHostem - May 23, 2011, 5:40 pm
MS paint? Like, for the editing? Who are you and what have you done with Airman?
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 7:23 pm
the package: he has it


TAGS: facebook f logo funny
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 4:38 am
Oh, too bad. Could've made a good poster
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:26 am
It's been done, i cant find it. I think it lives over at MAD now (it had Dr Phil on it)
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:24 am
Lol, you gots to make a poster for that!!! Why didn't I think of that!?!
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:49 am
What starts with f, ends with uck, starts with p, ends with orn and starts with c, ends with unt? Firetruck, popcorn and count. What did you think I was going to say?


FARMVILLE - Nothin' like an old childhood crush finding you and befriending you on FB 'coz he needs cows or some sh*t on Farmville.

NEIL ARMSTRONG - The Last Time Anyone Named Neil Was Ever Cool. Ever.

TAGS: www facebook com
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by lupinthethird

Derek - November 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
Unassuming, selfless, forward thinking, technically brilliant and yet completely modest. I can't think of _anyone_ cooler.
Ithilhin - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
Neil Patrick Harris = SUPER Cool.
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 1:18 pm
A modern day warrior, mean mean stride...
GreyScorpion - November 19, 2009, 12:58 pm
The blacksmith and the artist Reflect it in their art They forge their creativity Closer to the heart, yes closer to the heart
Fatt Matt - November 19, 2009, 12:54 pm
You fail... Neil Peart.

MAN EATING PLANTS - this here is the exact reason why we make weed killer

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Axis

fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 6:30 pm
Image is awesome, but text not particularly witty - I give it 4L

FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.

EMO LINK - this is how you know that the goddess pushed him to far

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Axis


FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.

FACEBOOK - Adding to the unemployment rolls daily

TAGS: facebook funny unemployment
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by american1459

Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:06 pm
Losing a job you hate can't be all bad.
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 7:26 am
Ditto. Wow, I bet logicdude was really ticked when he got that. (ducks)
avitron - August 20, 2009, 1:19 am


TAGS: cancer facebook heath fail
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

robbidos - January 28, 2013, 9:26 pm
apparently you can die from it, stupid that is


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.

SUGAR - sometimes you can tell when people have had to much

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Axis

FACEBOOK - Capturing a bad moment and showing to the world forever.

TAGS: facebook
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by ozjoe

DudefromOz - May 20, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats the pot calling the kettle black.



TAGS: facebook friends life
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:08 am
Friend Whore. This is what their Facebook looks like.

"PHOTOS (1,069)" - For some reason, I don't want to see any of them


TRUE DAT - Sounds about right....


...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."

FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC - McFly! You've got a lot of explaining to do!

TAGS: facebook lincoln funny future
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Rudedog - December 11, 2012, 12:38 am
That's funny


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Gusoyn


FACEBOOK PRIVACY SETTTINGS - "Even I cannot understand that motherfucka"-Stephen Hawking

PAYING IT FORWARD - it makes the world go round

TAGS: mooooo facebook
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - July 29, 2011, 8:51 pm
Moooooooooooooooo just did it so he could sniff it later.

FACEBOOK - Facebook is bad for 2 reasons 1.Your ex can see your every move 2.You can see your ex’s every move

TAGS: facebook like ex love fail
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:26 am
It's not called Stalkbook for nothing..

DEATH - he's got your back if you need it or not

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Axis

FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.

HAIR FAIL - proof that you drank to much the night before

LIVES - They do not

MISLEADING PHOTOS - they can be shocking

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Axis

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:44 am
Oh, good God! Up until now, I DID think it was a skirt.



FACEBOOK USER - You think you are a consumer, but you are the product.

Addiction -

TAGS: facebook snort drugs addiction
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Thanks guys :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:42 pm
And yet another reason I don't do Facebook...5L'd that one Jesus.
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:18 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Priceless, JW!


TAGS: facebook privacy friends photo questions
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:21 am
Nice. 5 Telephoto lenses


TAGS: jesus facebook myspace times died
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by caveman

vulture - December 20, 2011, 7:35 pm
Shouldn't this be "Get with the Timmies"?

HOUSE KEEPER KITTY - he will do your laundry... but if you dont feed him he destroy it!!!

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Axis

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:30 am
aw it thinks it's a woman

POOL FAIL - you will know it when you see it

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Axis

Annoying comics -


A COOL GUY - Next Time You Want Look Cool On Facebook Hide Your Wanking Tools

TAGS: bob sexy attitude wank kleenex cool facebook
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Skankerboy

fuckymynameucunt - February 2, 2009, 9:13 pm
i think the poster must be a real wanker himself to notice whatever the fuck that is, is it lube? anyway - whoever made this spends too much time wanking in front of a pc
victor abfalder - January 4, 2009, 4:05 am
me eather what is it
i dont get it - December 31, 2008, 2:11 am
what is that?


TAGS: deleting facebook account social media
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by zebrastik

agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
For your next stunt, master grammar.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 6:15 pm
How does one reach this legendary page? Million of enquiring minds wish to know!

Facebook Campaign Ribbon -

Life -

TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!

SOME PEOPLE - see things and say why others see things and say why not

TAGS: moooooo facebook
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

krazyivanthedivine - February 14, 2012, 7:19 pm
I was lawling before I read the headline...

IT'S SIMPLE - Have a car as your Facebook profile picture, I am going to assume you love cars. Have a slutty Facebook profile picture, I am going to assume...

NOW - That I Have You Attention PLEASE STOP Sending Game And App Requests


TRUCK NUTS - just another cover for when it is small

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Axis

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:15 am
When I see people cruising around with that decor, I wince a little when I see them drive over a speed bump.
falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:28 pm
In my opinion, the people who have these useless commoditties have smaller nuts than their trucks (which is a no shit, anyway).

COCA COLA - a timeless classic

TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Axis

OBITUARIES - Facebook for the over 70s.

WALL - Who needs facebook when you have a room